{Scene: A man in a suit representing a major Hollywood film company sits in front of a table in a park. On the table sits hundreds of movies in DVD and Blu-Ray format. A man jogs by.}
Hollywood: Excuse me, sir? Would you like some free movies? You can take as many as you like.
Jogger: Really? I guess I’ll take– Wait a minute… What’s the catch?
Hollywood: The catch is, if you take any movies, this hard-working lady here loses her job.
{The camera pans right to reveal a boom operator standing next to him.}
Jogger: Ah, I see. Well, I wasn’t planning on watching the movies I was going to take; I was just going to sell them on the street. But, if it costs this woman her job…
Hollywood: You’ve made the right decision, sir.
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