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{Scene: A man in a suit representing a major Hollywood film company sits in front of a table in a park. On the table sits hundreds of movies in DVD and Blu-Ray format. A man jogs by.}
Hollywood: Excuse me, sir? Would you like some free movies? You can take as many as you like.
Jogger: Really? I guess I’ll take– Wait a minute… What’s the catch?
Hollywood: The catch is, if you take any movies, this hard-working lady here loses her job.
{The camera pans right to reveal a boom operator standing next to him.}
Jogger: Ah, I see. Well, I wasn’t planning on watching the movies I was going to take; I was just going to sell them on the street. But, if it costs this woman her job…
Hollywood: You’ve made the right decision, sir.

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I am a man of little patience; if you want me to care about what you have to say, tell me why I should care in as few words as possible. The Gettysburg Address was memorable because it took Abraham Lincoln barely two minutes to recite, complete with five interruptions for applause. Brevity is powerful.

 

Disguised as an ordinary sandwich, the Sandvich is capable of turning ones into unstoppable killing machines. Beware.Every so often, my mom leaves a note for my dad overnight saying “Sandwich in frig.” Her shameful disrespect for the English language always leads me to correct these notes in my own creative ways… Continue reading »

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